Principal I.M Greedyguts is the obese devilish Principal of Dreary Meadows. He hates Jacob Two-Two, he dislikes and abuses innocent children of Dreary Meadows. He eats a ton and has trouble fitting through doors. His SUV can hurt kids. He has a twin brother named Y.B Greedyguts who is a 100x worse. His name is a pun on "I am Greedyguts". It is known that Greedyguts has a relationship with Miss Sour Pickle.